The older I get...

1. the less I know.
2. the younger I feel.
3. the more I wonder why women and men can't be friends.
4. the easier it is to get up in the morning.
5. the harder it is to fall asleep.
6. the more I accept myself and my flaws.
7. the more I let go, and let God.
8. the more daring I feel.
9. the better I get.
10. the less I worry.
11. the worse I feel when I hurt someone.
12. the more in awe I am of the world.
13. the more I love my son.
14. the more I love humanity.
15. the more creative I become.
16. the happier I am.
17. the closer I am to reality.
18. the more perceptive I become.
19. the funnier I am.
20. the wittier I am.
21. the nicer I am.
22. the more I behave.
23. the easier life is.
24. the more fun it is, too.
25. the less I need or want.